New Choppers !

Been to the dentist today, as my front filling came off (again)

The bad news is they carnt fix it as it is, but the good news is, im getting a denture made, so i'll be getting new teeth !

Wonder if i can get Vampire fangs on the NHS ;o)

Hee hee !!

More Police state BOLLOCKS !!

Where do they get there facts from ?! FFS, stop the world, i wanna get off *fuming*

More Bollocks

More threats to civil rights :o(

Soon we will all be tagged, chipped, required to face the Big Screen, and say the correct phrase every day, if the world continues they way its going !!

What has started this rant off ? THIS news snippet here.

Again, they say its up to you to choose, as was the metal dectectors in Coventry and Manchester. You could choose to walk through, but if you didnt want to, refused, or turned around and walked the other way, you was stopped, arrested and searched any way !! What part of personall choice was that then ?!

I can just see the USofA soon saying that if you havent been scanned, processed, signed up to be stip searched and kiss goverment arse, you wont be allowed to fly there.

I HATE the way they are now introducing all these new systems, that are supposed to make it safer for all of us, whilst helping to prevent the war on terror. The biggest terrorist in the world lives in a big White House !! What the fuck has we got to do, to be safe again ?!

I dont have the answers, im just sicck and fucking tired of being told how i HAVE to live my life.

Im a bloody adult, i should have the freedom to choose where i go, how i travel, what i carry and also what i wish to eat, smoke if i wish, be able to say what i want, after all im ENGLISH, This is ENGLAND and i used to be sooo proud of MY country.

Nowadays, im just getting sick of it :o(

I feel a little better now, untill the news comes on again......

Have fun all, whilst we still can :0\

A Girl Called Harmony

A great song, by Coventry band Attrition :o)

WTF is this about ?!

The Death of Common Sense

The Death of Common Sense



OBITUARY

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend
by the name of Common Sense
who has been with us for many years.



No one knows for sure how old he was
since his birth records were long ago lost
in bureaucratic red tape.



He will be remembered as having cultivated
such value lessons as knowing when to come
in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and
that life isn't always fair.



Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies
don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting
strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge).



His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well
intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment
for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for
using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for
reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
It declined even further when schools were
required to get parental consent to administer aspirin
to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a
student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.



Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as
the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches
became businesses; and criminals received
better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a
woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of
coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was
awarded a huge settlement.



Common Sense was preceded in death by his
parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his
daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights
and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was
gone. If you still know him please tell others about his passing,
if not join the majority and do nothing.

Because i can :o)

Morning !!

Hey It's Monday !!

List to do:

Order meds
See Housing office, to show papers
Go to MIND
Poke GS550 with spanners
Collect mudguard from mate

See, what a fun life i lead !!

*wibble*

Scottish roadkill !!

Thanks to Cooldrums for these pic's :o)

The seem to have more attrative roadkill up north :p

Cruxshadows gig Nuneaton

Crüxshadows gig
Club Heresy is putting on a gig on 1 December, and for a measly £12 you get to see Crüxshadows and Trauma Pet. Bargain! Rumour has it that there's a bit of a party afterwards too...
The gig was originally scheduled to be at Edwards No. 8 in Birmingham, but some bugger burnt the place down, so it'll now be held at The Crew in Nuneaton. Not a venue I know, but what the hell, you go to see the bands, not the venue!

Buy a ticket and help keep Rob in schnapps :o)

Binge Drinking

Im stopping doing it, as im getting fatter, spending too much cash, and it's not big, and it's not clever. Im old enought to know better, so im doing something about it :o)

Bloody Joyriders :o\

Womble sent me THIS.

I hope they charged him with attempted murder, along with everything else they can.

Grade A tosser :o\

Picking up a new bike soon !!

Im gonna be mobile again :o)

Its black, with good gearbox, but the engine may be abit knackerd, and will need some work to get it running right....

Yes folks, its a mountain bike !

As im now a fat git, i feel the need for some form of training, and the bike was a good buy from Ebay :)

Stand by with the oxygen tank !! LOL

My ideal rucksack ;o)

I've finally found the rucksack i've been waiting for !!

Holds everything i need for a peacefull weekend away, to chill and have fun ;op

http://www.snipertools.com/sobackpacks1.htm

Telemarketer wind up

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/


This is sooooo danm funny !! :o)

Cows with guns !!

Thanks to Spacemonkey on BCUK for this gem !!

CLICK HERE

Enjoy !!

Wibble !

Im going outside to play with motorbikes, see ya later :p

Squeeeeeeel CRUNCH Owyabastard !!

Got hit by a taxi today, rear shunt, and im in pain :o(

Dave and Myself both have whiplash, and bruises where the seatbelts worked.

Dave's motor has damage to the boot id, as it wont lock anymore, and the bumper is buggered.

The taxi however, took a lot more damage. Dave's motor has a towball ;o)

So, im pissed off, in pain, and hurting.... but not as much as the taxi driver, how is now out of work, as his cab is fucked LMAO !!

Serves the blind twat right for not looking at the road.

Here is the cab ;o)

Killer Teddy Bear !!

They look cute, cuddly and harmless, but there really evil killers !!!

CICK HERE.

Oooooops !!!!

From Yahoo news......

Road rage mishap


The Press Association Monday September 25, 06:50 AM

A California man who picked a fight with a group of US bikers was run over by his own car.

Richard Brooks, 50, who police say had been drinking, began waving a pool cue at the bikers and swerving towards them as he drove down a highway in Contra Costa County.

Eventually he got out of the car to confront the bikers on foot, but before he could attack them he was run over by his own vehicle, which he had left in gear. The man escaped with cuts and scratches, but could face charges of assault with a deadly weapon and drunken driving.


** snigger ** :op

One hell of a shot !!

I remember seeing this on the telly years ago, and just found a clip on YouTube.

Bloke in a chair, middle of crossroads, keeps putting gun under his chin, and dropping his hand towards the floor....

What it dont show you afterwards, is that the gun cracked in two bits, and the guy congratulated the sniper on a great shot !

CLICK HERE

One hell of a shot !!

I remember seeing this on the telly years ago, and just found a clip on YouTube.

Bloke in a chair, middle of crossroads, keeps putting gun under his chin, and dropping his hand towards the floor....

What it dont show you afterwards, is that the gun cracked in two bits, and the guy congratulated the sniper on a great shot !!

My new home !!

Do you remember The Flintstones ? the stone house, well, i've just found one, and, it's all equiped with all the surival/saftey items you need !!

Ok, so the kid in me like the idea of living underground, and it's gonna be safe for the bikes etc...

May be abit hard to find tho !!

See this LINK !!

Im not dead yet !

But i am stressed :o(

Life's been kicking me in the nuts again, DWP stopped my benifit, but that seems to have been mostly sorted now, thanks to my great P.A. :o)

Bike's still in bits, and will be for quite some time, so i cancelled insurance, as i can put that money to better use...

Still not heard anything with regards to my CBT course, but the waiting list is supposed to be very long, still, it's been six months now !!

Im also down to my last two cans of beer, then im not sure when im buying anymore, as i really need to buy food, not junk like crisps, snacks, and more stuff from ebay !!

So, not quite a happy bunnie, but getting better slowly :o)

I wanna see this show !!

As some of you will know, i have a thing about ducks, NOT in orange sauce, but alive, quacking and doing stuff, as ducks do :)

So, im gonna try and see this show sometime !!

I give you THE DRAKES OF HAZARD !!

I think i need help

as i quite like this helmet HERE

Cool Birthday site :o)

This site's cool :)

Enter your date of birth, and it brings up a load of facts about the day you were born, birthstone, tree etc .

Really enjoyed it.

CLICK HERE

strange girl swinging leek and singing ??

this was on the 100% biker forum. I guess the bloke who posted it needs help

you can see it here

Ebay weird stuff again !!

This must be one of the strangest thing's i've seen on ebay !!

;o)

Terror in the skys

unless your've been under a rock all day, you will know what has happened, and that you can now only take you bits onto the plane in a clear, plastic bag.

Me mates off to Canada now, and has to take his inhaler with him. Fair enought, but how are they gonna test it ? Make him take some, when he dont need it ? Now, im no doctor, but wont that be a bad thing for him ?

I'm betting that the muppets wont know either, so its gonna be bloody chaos !

Its about time this country got its bloody act together, and sorted its own shit out, then worry what the rest of the bloody world thinks.

Great Britian ? It uesd to be, once, a long long time ago :o(

KIlled it :o(

The Honda that is :o(

Started off with a snapped clutch cable, which wasent too bad, as i had an emergency kit, but it took an hour to fix, as it was too damn hot to touch anything !!

Then, it lost power, and was running on three cylinders, so limped it to the campsite.

Had a fun 1st night, upsetting most of the 'normal' people who were camping in tents bigger than some rooms i've lived in !!

Checked all the HT leads in the morning, found the loose one, so fixed it :o)

Went to start up the bike, and i didnt work. It helps if you put the HT leads back onto the plugs !! Did that, hit the start button, and one almighty BANG later, ride off the site, after making very sure every kid and adult was VERY awake ;op

About five miles from the site for the bushmoot, it happens......

CRUNCH, Clatter clatter BANG SQQQQQQQQUUUUEEEAAALLLLLLL !!!!!!

OH FFS !!! Stop at side of road, send Mad Dave to catch Womble, while i sit there and sulk :o(

They head off to site, to unload gear, and work out a plan.

After a friendly local had fed me biscuits and a ice cold can of pop, Womble arribes back, and tows me to site !!

A novel experiance, and one that turned me into a jellyfish !! Not because of Womble's riding, it was just soooo damn strange :o)

After that, parked up on site, had a shot of good scotch , and had a fine weekend :oD

Away !!!

Im off to a BUSHMOOT for five days, so the blog will not be used for awhile ;) No change there then !!

And just so ya'll know, Womble is coming as well !!

Have fun all, as im sure we will ;P

Laters !!!!

:oD

Scottish Roadkill !!

Many thanks to Cooldrums for this pic or a poor little shrew ;o)

Poorly bike

When trying to fix the zorst on me bike yesterday, i got a very unwelcome sight, the front engine mount has just shattered :o(

Dont know how it happened, but its not nice, and not easy to fix either.

But, thanks to friends in the 100% biker forum, at least now i have some options :o)

Honda, Had One Never Doing Again !!!

hot weather advice

from the met office...

Before a heatwave

• Ensure you have plenty of cold fluids available.

During a heatwave

• Try to keep your house cool, closing blinds or curtains can help.
• At night, keep your sleeping area well ventilated. Night cooling is important as it allows the body to recuperate.
• Try to stay cool by taking cool showers or baths and/or sprinkle yourself several times a day with cold water.
• Avoid too much exercise, which can cause heat exhaustion or heat stroke, and can even be fatal. Watch for signs of heat stress — an early sign is fatigue.
• Drink plenty of fluids, but not alcohol, which dehydrates the body.
• Try to eat as you normally would. Not eating properly may exacerbate health-related problems.
• If driving, keep your vehicle well ventilated to avoid drowsiness. Take plenty of water with you and have regular rest breaks.
• If you have elderly neighbours who may be at risk during a heatwave, try to visit them daily.
• If you do go out, try and avoid the hottest part of the day (11 a.m. to 3 p.m.) and seek shade where possible. Avoid being in the sun for long stretches.

Before going out in the sun

• Check you have appropriate sun cream for your particular type of skin.

During sunny weather

• The UV index (the strength of the sun) can be high at many times of the year — it doesn't have to be hot. The UV index can be strong through cloud even when the sun isn't directly shining.
• If you go out, wear lightweight, light-coloured clothing, high factor sunscreen and a wide-brimmed hat.
• Avoid being in the sun for long stretches.
• Reapply an appropriate factor sun cream at regular intervals during the day.

Do not leave children or animals in parked cars. Even on cool days, strong sunshine can make car interiors very hot.

Phew !

Wot a scortcher !!

Sat here, with soggy bandana on me head, just shorts on, and the fan on full !!

All im missing is a cold beer ;o)

Damn !!

I forgot i was supposed to go to my SHARE meet tonight :o(

Bugger

Want one !!

If they ever make a full size one, i want one :oD

CLICK HERE

Strawberry Duck

Not a type of pudding, but a great pub at Entwistle , with damn nice food :o)

A great chicken, bacon and potato salad, washed down with a nice pint of Pendle Witch ale.

Cheers Womble :oD

As Womble said............

A great day :o)


I dont have the way with words that Womble has, so i have nicked this from here blog

Womble's Blog

Cheers Womble :o)

Womble the Brave !!

Womble rode to work today on the back of my bike, and she didnt scream once !!

Brave Womble :oD

Peeking Duck

This story made me smile :o)

Click Here.

More roadkill :oD

This was round the back of the fluffy meet tonight :o)

Football spell

From the Burning Times....

http://theburningtimes.net/?p=75

Pure class :oD

Level Three Heatwave

Just discovered that heatwave's are classified !

Were on level three at the mo, and this is the advise they give .........

Level 3 - Heatwave

Issued at: Tuesday 4 July 2006 at 09:39

The probability of heatwave conditions in parts of England and Wales between 0900 on Tuesday and 0900 on Wednesday is 90%

Hot, humid air will continue to affect southern parts of the United Kingdom during Tuesday and overnight into Wednesday. The warmest conditions will occur across Southeast England, East Anglia, the Midlands, as well as eastern parts of Southwest England and Wales. Maximum temperatures of between 30 and 32 degrees are likely in these areas with minima in the order of 15 to 18C in many parts and nearer 20 degrees in major cities. Sea breezes will moderate the temperatures near coasts, especially in the east. Less hot weather is expected to move across most parts of the country on Wednesday, although parts of the Midlands and Eastern England may still be at risk.

Region Risk Comments North East England 20% Cooler near coasts. North West England 40% Cooler near coasts. Yorkshire & the Humber 50% Cooler near coasts. East Midlands 90% Cooler near coasts. West Midlands 90% - East of England 90% Cooler near coasts. South East England 90% Cooler near coasts London 90% Especially in the west South West England 80% Mainly in the east. Cooler near coasts. Wales 90% Mainly in the southeast. Cooler near coasts.

Map of these regions

An update will be issued by 0900 on Wednesday 5th July.

More information and advice

Too hot to sleep

So i may hang my hammock in the garden, get a blanket, and sleep outside :)

For Fuck sake !!! Grrrrrrrrr

Police will not chase riders not wearing helmets

CLICK HERE


Now this really makes me mad *fuming*

If some lowlife scrote nicks my bike, i WONT be calling the police, maybe the morge, but not the police.

I mean, how hte fuck are they supposed to do there job, when there wrapped up in so much red tape, and PC bollocks !!!

If your a criminal, you have no rights, end off, no get out free card.

The country is going, no, its GONE mad :o(

Hammock

Think i may sling it in the garden again, and just sway in the breeze :)

More mad ebay !!

Just the thing for the mother-in-law ;)

click here....

Sunshine :o)

Its bright and sunny, and glaring of my laptop screen like a damn mirror !!

I guess i should go out and do stuff, as opposed sitting here all day !!

Time for a nap....

Got to sleep at 3am this morning, woke up with cronic heartburn at 6am, and have been awake since, so its now nap time !!

See you all inna bit :O)

A rabbit i found on the moors ;o)

I think its abit poorly hee hee heee ;o)

Wonder if i should start a roadkill contest ??? :oP

Its been abit busy !!

As it says, its been a busy couple of weeks !

Been to the Farmyard Party, had a great time, did the run out, and got the badge for it ! Also got a good pic of a rabbit, but im waiting for Womble to send it to me, and then it will apper here :o)

Friends of mine got Handfasted on Weds, which is a Pagan Marrage ceromony, which was a bit different, but good to be a part of, and of course, the pub afterwards was a good laff as well :oD

Also went to a biker wedding on Sat eve as well, great people, good tunes, a feast of food, and a nutter playing with fire as well !! Top night all round

The Sunday after, there was a charity day at a biker pub as well, with head shaving, biker babe bike wash, BBQ, face painting, and of corse, more beer. Woody also had his chest waxed for the charity as well, and yes, it did look bloody painfull !!

After the charity do, Womble and meself did a run over and passed the Cat and Fiddle, great roads, great scenery, and damn good company :o)

Im sure if you go to Womble's Rant's, there's gonna be photo's up soon ;o)


http://womblesrants.blogspot.com/

Lazy Spike ;o)

Warning

Dont forget your own bloody password !!

Oh yeah, and your user name helps as well :o\

It passed !!

Im back on the road again !! Wooooohoooooo !!

Thanks Womble, for all ya help :oD

I hate waiting :o(

Well, its finally happened, my bike is back in one piece !!
I've just gotta wait till 2:30pm to take it for its MOT, and then i can be all legal again :oD
I reallyhope it passes, as im gonna be real gutted if it fails, as i dont have the money for a retest !
That,along with the fact that im meeting Womble at the Farmyard tomorrow, would really spoil my weekend !

So, here's hoping !! :o)

Frogs

With regard to those frogs, i wonder if the live one is also gonna end up squished !

Can do a before and after shot then *giggle* ;o)

More Frogs !!

Another dead frog was spotted at the back of the house, but this time i was told i was NOT allowed to keep it, or even pick it up !! Can you see it, as its in stealth camo, to match the background almost perfectly ;)

On a different note, this one was VERY much alive, even after being caught by next doors cat :o)

It was then a challange to keep the cats here away, whilst it made a very hoppy getaway :oD

Grrrrrrrrr !

Its almost twenty past midnight, and there is three morons outside, with bloody two stroke scooters, racing up and down the road, makin a hell of a racket...

Wonder how many i could hit with me catty, before the sussed where i was ;o) :op

Meet Steve AKA Bin Liner !!

This is Steve, who fixes bikes, and scares the locals with heavy blunt objects !!

He's a wizz with a spanner, but he works in his own little world, so it can be done the same day, or maybe three months later :o(

Good mate tho....

Wonder if the FBI would like his pic ;o)

Guess wot ?

Im still alive !!

Not blogged much of late (NSS!) so, i promise to blog more, or i'll run the risk of gettin hijacked by Womble :os

Hee hee ;o)

Stolen from Womble's Blog !!

Billy's Balloon

More strange ebay

And no bids either !!

Click here

And Here

This is Bloody Brillant !!

Reminds me of my bygone youth.... ;)

Click here....

by popular request...

well, one request anyhow. Here we have one dried frog, reposing on the arm of the lesser spotted Spike.

Dried Frog

No, not the pills, but i could do with some ;o)

Last night, behind the house, i found a dried frog skeleton !!

If its still there later today, i may get a photo, or even keep it :op

Yes, im strange like that LOL :oD

Result !!

My very own P.A. has scored a great victory for me !! I know have money again, thanks to her knowledge of how the bloody system works ! (i think it involves incatations, bits of small furry mammals, and selling souls etc) But i now have a cheque for an undisclosed amount of money !!

Me off to get Ice cream for later ;o)

Balloooooooooons !!

Coventry has a hot air ballon festival today, it free, so i think i'll pop along, and see wot its like :o)

I like free me :o)

a little knowledge...

Spike sent me an invitation to join his blog...the fool ;o)

Yup, im still alive

Just not really had much to say....

I could tell you the gigner biscuits, crumblesd over real cream dairy ice cream in yummy, but im guessing you know this already...

Got even more forms from the DWP today, more needless tress felled Grrrrrrrr :o
Oh yes, just remembered, must take me meds as well..

(goes for drink.......)

Ahhh, thats better, little whte pill has been taken :o)

So, now, wot to talk about ? Hmmm, as my Personal Assisstant said the other day, a fax machine would be usefull for me to have, but im not sure if it would make things better or worse, as im not too good with office stuff !!

May just get a damn scanner that works, oh yeah, anyone want a flat A4 scanner, that only works with Win98 ? even when you downlad the XP drivers from the website who makes the damn thing !!

May put it on Freecycle, im sure someone can use it, save it living in the corner of my room.

Speaking of which, is now ALOT more tidy, as i had a major tidyup on Sat :o) I even found the carpet again !

What other waffle can i sprout here.....

Think i'll leave the rest for later ;o)

Bloody forms !! :o\

Dont ya just love the Dss, Incap, and all the other Goverment departments ?
Im sure there trying to swamp me in paperwork, asking questions i've been asked before, but worded in slightly different ways !

I must have had the equilvent of a small rain forest through the post the last week :os


I would love to post it all in the recycle bin, but that means i wont get any payments, not that there paying anything ATM anyhow !!

FFS, why are they such a bunch of faceless bods, who hide either behind the postal system, or the "please slecet an option from the following menu..............."

GRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr




Rant over ;o)

Motorhead sing Blues

I've always liked Motorhead, but this just blew me away :)

Click here

Wot a weekend !!

Went to rally, worked like a nutter, met some more nutters, met some old nutters, got drunk, fell over, was slightly ill, and made it home in one piece....

Bloody good weekend :o)

Kabumei !

The lost art of the "Sharpend Grenade !!!


Click here..

May be abit graphic, if your squemish ;)

Pringles !!

Food of the gods !!

Ok, maybe not quite that good, but bloody nice !

Pringles Light Aromas Spicy Thai, with a touch of coconut oil.

If ya havent tried them, do so ;o)

Hee !

I think im getting the hang of this blog stuff now ! Well, i am with thanks to Womble anyway !!


Not done too much today, been to see the new Quack..... hmmmmm, well se how it goes !


Did some work on me brakes, that was good and bad. Good as its a start, bad as its showed up some more problems, buts thats life i guess...


Anyhoo, im off to bed now, so see y'all later ;o)

Ebay just got abit stranger !!

You too can have your own demonic bear !!

Click here

Fed and Watered :o)

Mmmmmmmm grilled Pork, mashed spuds and mixed veg with gravy, very nice indeed :oD


Shame i had to wash up tho ;o)

Ok then, here's a photo of me.
You can run screaming now if ya wish !!

Me first post !!

And here it is !!