5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen. After reading this, you might want to board up your windows and load up your shotgun.
Monday, December 22, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008
A really, really bad idea
OK, so now were gonna be hunted down by robots is were deemed "uncooperative" by the powers that be !
**"What we have here are the beginnings of something designed to enable robots to hunt down humans like a pack of dogs. Once the software is perfected we can reasonably anticipate that they will become autonomous and become armed.
**"What we have here are the beginnings of something designed to enable robots to hunt down humans like a pack of dogs. Once the software is perfected we can reasonably anticipate that they will become autonomous and become armed.
We can also expect such systems to be equipped with human detection and tracking devices including sensors which detect human breath and the radio waves associated with a human heart beat. These are technologies already developed."**
Full story HERE....
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Monday, August 18, 2008
Incap Medical Appeal
Had my appeal hearing today, and to say i was nervous is an understatement!
Got there at 10:30am, along with Womble, and met my legal representative there as well.
Had a chat, then had to wait to be called in. I was shaking whilst waiting, and more so when called in.
There was a lawyer and doctor there to ask the questions, and to explain what was going on. Both nice people, plain talking, and i would say good at there job.
Was asked a few questions about my daily routine ( i dont have one) about how i sleep (badly) and what i liked to do with my free time.
Answered as best as i could, and didnt hold anything back.
It was a lot shorter than i expected, and then had to leave for the doctor and lawyer to discuss what they had heard, and to make a decision.
After a very short time, i was called back in, and told that my appeal had been successful, and that all benefits would be awarded me again.
So, there it is. What i told them, and i knew all along. I'm not fit for full time employment at this moment in time.
NOW......
This does not mean i wanna sit on my arse all day watching dvd's and playing on the internet.
What it does mean is that i can now get a damn sight more help, training and advise about a gradual return to work. I do believe that the system is flawed, as if i had lost, i would have had to sign on, be forced to take a job i dont want to do, and this would have started the whole process of depression, stress and all the other systems off again !
I dont feel good for winning my appeal, nor sad. At the moment all i feel is numb.
If it was not for Womble's help, support and belief in me, I would not have done half the things i have, nor got as far as i have.
So, to end on a positive note, Womble, thank you, for all you have done for a poor messed up Pikey xXx
Got there at 10:30am, along with Womble, and met my legal representative there as well.
Had a chat, then had to wait to be called in. I was shaking whilst waiting, and more so when called in.
There was a lawyer and doctor there to ask the questions, and to explain what was going on. Both nice people, plain talking, and i would say good at there job.
Was asked a few questions about my daily routine ( i dont have one) about how i sleep (badly) and what i liked to do with my free time.
Answered as best as i could, and didnt hold anything back.
It was a lot shorter than i expected, and then had to leave for the doctor and lawyer to discuss what they had heard, and to make a decision.
After a very short time, i was called back in, and told that my appeal had been successful, and that all benefits would be awarded me again.
So, there it is. What i told them, and i knew all along. I'm not fit for full time employment at this moment in time.
NOW......
This does not mean i wanna sit on my arse all day watching dvd's and playing on the internet.
What it does mean is that i can now get a damn sight more help, training and advise about a gradual return to work. I do believe that the system is flawed, as if i had lost, i would have had to sign on, be forced to take a job i dont want to do, and this would have started the whole process of depression, stress and all the other systems off again !
I dont feel good for winning my appeal, nor sad. At the moment all i feel is numb.
If it was not for Womble's help, support and belief in me, I would not have done half the things i have, nor got as far as i have.
So, to end on a positive note, Womble, thank you, for all you have done for a poor messed up Pikey xXx
Mystery Solved, No Pixie's Involved !!
It seems that the couple next door were taking in there washing, just as it started to rain, seen my maiden out, so lifted the fence panel, and took it in there kitchen too stop it getting soaked !
Many thanks to the kind people next door :oD
Tell ya wot though, it didnt do much for my state of mind that day ! LOL
OH well, just proves there are still good folk in this world, and no doubt the evil Pixies are still planning against me :op
Many thanks to the kind people next door :oD
Tell ya wot though, it didnt do much for my state of mind that day ! LOL
OH well, just proves there are still good folk in this world, and no doubt the evil Pixies are still planning against me :op
Friday, August 15, 2008
Theving Pixies !!
Thats the only choice i have.
The reason for this post is that I've been having a bad day today. Feeling very shaky, not able to focus, and generally feeling very twitchy.
Now, im sure i put the drying out this morning on the Maiden, in the back garden, nothing strange there, as it was a nice sunny day :o)
As my head was well and truly fucked, i had a quick nap to try to sort it out. It didnt work, and so i was still a bit fuzzy. Then, it started to rain, so i thought i best bring in the drying...... It was gone !!
Now, i looked round the garden, checked the gates, yup, still locked, looked in the shed and the garage, nope, its gone !
Now I'm beginning to lose the plot even more, so i contact Womble on MSN, she's not sure where it was last, but says it'll turn up !
So, i therefore believe it's the work of the Pikey Pixies, and when i get the little buggers, i want all my stuff back, as my new Craghopper trousers are on there, along with my fave black shirt !
Wonder if sprinkling iron fillings around will thwart there damn magic.................
I'm gonna sit in the corner now and hug n rock myself, and maybe dribble a little...
The reason for this post is that I've been having a bad day today. Feeling very shaky, not able to focus, and generally feeling very twitchy.
Now, im sure i put the drying out this morning on the Maiden, in the back garden, nothing strange there, as it was a nice sunny day :o)
As my head was well and truly fucked, i had a quick nap to try to sort it out. It didnt work, and so i was still a bit fuzzy. Then, it started to rain, so i thought i best bring in the drying...... It was gone !!
Now, i looked round the garden, checked the gates, yup, still locked, looked in the shed and the garage, nope, its gone !
Now I'm beginning to lose the plot even more, so i contact Womble on MSN, she's not sure where it was last, but says it'll turn up !
So, i therefore believe it's the work of the Pikey Pixies, and when i get the little buggers, i want all my stuff back, as my new Craghopper trousers are on there, along with my fave black shirt !
Wonder if sprinkling iron fillings around will thwart there damn magic.................
I'm gonna sit in the corner now and hug n rock myself, and maybe dribble a little...
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Auto Tracking Paintball Gun !! Just the thing for pesky Zombie Invasions
I would so love one of these, change the paintballs for something else, and its a great anti Zombie weapon :oD
Monday, June 16, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Dick Almost Stops Rally !!
This has got to be one of the best news stories around so far !!
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20080521/twl-flying-penis-disrupts-rally-41f21e0.html
Go to the site, and watch the video !!
*much schoolboy like sniggering*
:D :D :D
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20080521/twl-flying-penis-disrupts-rally-41f21e0.html
Go to the site, and watch the video !!
*much schoolboy like sniggering*
:D :D :D
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Still Alive !
Yup, im still around.
So, what happened since my last post well, i'll break it down for ya.
Medical: Bad.
Crackhead neighbor: bad
Mates bike attempted theft: V.bad
Crackhead Neighbor attacking me with hammer: V V.bad !
Crackhead Neighbor lobbing Brick through window: Me have a nervous breakdown !
Police response: Waste of FUCKING time !
Womble coming over at 5am: V V Good !!
Moving out in about 5 hours: V.stressful, but also Good
Taking over Womble's house with all my junk: Not V.Good
Emergency appointment with Doctor: Bad, but got tranquilizers, so Good !
Letter from DWP saying im fit for work, all benefits stopped: V.V.Bad
Womble having to take me to A&E because i was suicidal, V.V.BAD !!!
Spending 5 hrs in A&E with Crisis Team: Not all bad, as got referral to Mental Health Team.
Seeing Doctor to explain what happened day before: Good, and got a sick note for 1 month.
Going for a walk in the woods with Womble: Excellent !!
Going to Boltons Frog parade on May Day: Damn good fun :oD
Having Grav and Howard Help me with Bike: Great to have mates !
Going out on mountain bike: I really need to get fit, but fun in the sun !!
So, there you have it, i've missed some bits out no doubt, but i think you get the general idea !!
Abnormal service will continue as and when i can ;o)
Laters Peeps !!
So, what happened since my last post well, i'll break it down for ya.
Medical: Bad.
Crackhead neighbor: bad
Mates bike attempted theft: V.bad
Crackhead Neighbor attacking me with hammer: V V.bad !
Crackhead Neighbor lobbing Brick through window: Me have a nervous breakdown !
Police response: Waste of FUCKING time !
Womble coming over at 5am: V V Good !!
Moving out in about 5 hours: V.stressful, but also Good
Taking over Womble's house with all my junk: Not V.Good
Emergency appointment with Doctor: Bad, but got tranquilizers, so Good !
Letter from DWP saying im fit for work, all benefits stopped: V.V.Bad
Womble having to take me to A&E because i was suicidal, V.V.BAD !!!
Spending 5 hrs in A&E with Crisis Team: Not all bad, as got referral to Mental Health Team.
Seeing Doctor to explain what happened day before: Good, and got a sick note for 1 month.
Going for a walk in the woods with Womble: Excellent !!
Going to Boltons Frog parade on May Day: Damn good fun :oD
Having Grav and Howard Help me with Bike: Great to have mates !
Going out on mountain bike: I really need to get fit, but fun in the sun !!
So, there you have it, i've missed some bits out no doubt, but i think you get the general idea !!
Abnormal service will continue as and when i can ;o)
Laters Peeps !!
Friday, March 21, 2008
Incap Medical
Oh fuck, here we go again :o(
Even though i have filled in the forms, given evidence from my shrink, and written to them, they still insist that i have a damn medical.
The last time i had one, it was horrid. The nurse/doctor didn't seem at all interested, was hardly taking any notes and was a waste a time.
Thankfully, The interview was recorded, and BOY did that come in handy.
NONE of the answers that the bitch had wrote down were what i said, and to make it worse, she had wrote answers to questions that she didn't even fucking ask !!
And so, i the space of 10 minutes, she decided my doctor was wrong, i was wrong and i was fit for work.
The next step was that ALL my benefit was stopped, i had nothing to live on, and was very nearly evicted from the hovel i was living in.
It was only because of Womble that i got through all this, bless her !
And now, it starts all over again.
Deep, deep fucking joy :o\
Even though i have filled in the forms, given evidence from my shrink, and written to them, they still insist that i have a damn medical.
The last time i had one, it was horrid. The nurse/doctor didn't seem at all interested, was hardly taking any notes and was a waste a time.
Thankfully, The interview was recorded, and BOY did that come in handy.
NONE of the answers that the bitch had wrote down were what i said, and to make it worse, she had wrote answers to questions that she didn't even fucking ask !!
And so, i the space of 10 minutes, she decided my doctor was wrong, i was wrong and i was fit for work.
The next step was that ALL my benefit was stopped, i had nothing to live on, and was very nearly evicted from the hovel i was living in.
It was only because of Womble that i got through all this, bless her !
And now, it starts all over again.
Deep, deep fucking joy :o\
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Zombie in NewsBiscuit.com
This story is soooooo GREAT !!!
http://newsbiscuit.com/article/zombie-regrets-filling-out-organ-donor-card-239
Carefull what you sign folks ;oD
http://newsbiscuit.com/article/zombie-regrets-filling-out-organ-donor-card-239
Carefull what you sign folks ;oD
Saturday, February 02, 2008
New Year, New Month, New Lungs Please !!
I'm dying, or at least i feel like it :o(
Ok, so its not man flu, but its a real stinker of a head/chesty cold !
It feels like my head is stuffed full of cotton wool, my throat and lungs a drowning in green sticky slime, and my nose has just gave up being a nose, and is just producing a hell of a lot of drippy yuck !
I think i need a large bottle of scotch, some orange juice, and Nursey Womble to make me better ;o)
Ok, so its not man flu, but its a real stinker of a head/chesty cold !
It feels like my head is stuffed full of cotton wool, my throat and lungs a drowning in green sticky slime, and my nose has just gave up being a nose, and is just producing a hell of a lot of drippy yuck !
I think i need a large bottle of scotch, some orange juice, and Nursey Womble to make me better ;o)
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