It didnt quite go to plan, as it was found that the cast carnt swim.
Last seen floating down a canal, poor sod :o(
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Watership Down the remake
It didnt quite go to plan, as it was found that the cast carnt swim.
Last seen floating down a canal, poor sod :o(
Monday, February 12, 2007
Saturday, February 03, 2007
Oh dear, im now a STUDENT !!
Yes, im now a student with the Open University !
Chemistry as well, so expect some minor explosions somewhere near you soon ;)
Chemistry as well, so expect some minor explosions somewhere near you soon ;)
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Moving yet again
Just been given notice on the place where im living :(
Not done anything wrong or suchlike, it's just that the landlord needs me to move out. Iknow hav two months to find somewhere else to live, so it's not all doom and gloom, i just dont wanna move, as it's the best place i've lived !!
I already have a couple of options, so i doubt i'll be back in the caravan again, but ya never know !! ;)
So, Pikeyman on move again, wonder where to this time ?..........................
Not done anything wrong or suchlike, it's just that the landlord needs me to move out. Iknow hav two months to find somewhere else to live, so it's not all doom and gloom, i just dont wanna move, as it's the best place i've lived !!
I already have a couple of options, so i doubt i'll be back in the caravan again, but ya never know !! ;)
So, Pikeyman on move again, wonder where to this time ?..........................
Friday, January 26, 2007
Thursday, January 25, 2007
DWP Bollocks
Im trying to get onto a course with the Open University, nothing too hard about that.
As im not woking, i have to get the forms rubber stamped to say im in reciept of benifits, should'nt be too hard.... WRONG !!!
I went down to the offices in Coventry, Cofa Court, yesterday, with all my forms, to get them stamped. I was then told that i have to phone Cannock, to get an oppointment, to see someone in Coventry !!
So, i used the free phones in the Cov office, to try to call Cannock, who them switched the phones off !!
Just tred to call Coventry again now, it was engaged for 20 mins, then i got through to a human (i think), who told me i had to call another number !!
So, another 5 mins of trying, before i get another (alleged) human on the phone. This voice then says i have to post ALL my forms to Cannock, to get them stamped, as they no longer do this in Coventry !!
I mean, WTF is the point in spending thousands of pounds on a full referb of the building, filling it full of staff, when they carnt do a sodding thing to help you !!
I have enought issues asking for help as it is, without having to be made to jump through frigging hoops like my arse was on fire !!
Im now gonna miss the start date that i wanted for the course, and i just feel like giving up on the whole damn thing.
Coventry DWP really suck :angry2:
So much for a positive start of the fugging day..................
Bollocks to it all.
As im not woking, i have to get the forms rubber stamped to say im in reciept of benifits, should'nt be too hard.... WRONG !!!
I went down to the offices in Coventry, Cofa Court, yesterday, with all my forms, to get them stamped. I was then told that i have to phone Cannock, to get an oppointment, to see someone in Coventry !!
So, i used the free phones in the Cov office, to try to call Cannock, who them switched the phones off !!
Just tred to call Coventry again now, it was engaged for 20 mins, then i got through to a human (i think), who told me i had to call another number !!
So, another 5 mins of trying, before i get another (alleged) human on the phone. This voice then says i have to post ALL my forms to Cannock, to get them stamped, as they no longer do this in Coventry !!
I mean, WTF is the point in spending thousands of pounds on a full referb of the building, filling it full of staff, when they carnt do a sodding thing to help you !!
I have enought issues asking for help as it is, without having to be made to jump through frigging hoops like my arse was on fire !!
Im now gonna miss the start date that i wanted for the course, and i just feel like giving up on the whole damn thing.
Coventry DWP really suck :angry2:
So much for a positive start of the fugging day..................
Bollocks to it all.
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
New Laptop !!
I got a new laptop for my birthday !!! Its got loads of memory, works super fast, and has funky blue lights !!
Dont know what the tec spec is, dont really care, as it's 100 times better than my old one ;o)
Me a happy Pikey !!
Dont know what the tec spec is, dont really care, as it's 100 times better than my old one ;o)
Me a happy Pikey !!
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Alpaca's !!
When i win the lottery, i want an alpaca farm :o)
There just sooo funny looking :oD
CLICK HERE
hee hee hee
There just sooo funny looking :oD
CLICK HERE
hee hee hee
Friday, January 05, 2007
Thursday, December 14, 2006
New Choppers !
Been to the dentist today, as my front filling came off (again)
The bad news is they carnt fix it as it is, but the good news is, im getting a denture made, so i'll be getting new teeth !
Wonder if i can get Vampire fangs on the NHS ;o)
Hee hee !!
The bad news is they carnt fix it as it is, but the good news is, im getting a denture made, so i'll be getting new teeth !
Wonder if i can get Vampire fangs on the NHS ;o)
Hee hee !!
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
More Police state BOLLOCKS !!
Where do they get there facts from ?! FFS, stop the world, i wanna get off *fuming*
More Bollocks
More Bollocks
More threats to civil rights :o(
Soon we will all be tagged, chipped, required to face the Big Screen, and say the correct phrase every day, if the world continues they way its going !!
What has started this rant off ? THIS news snippet here.
Again, they say its up to you to choose, as was the metal dectectors in Coventry and Manchester. You could choose to walk through, but if you didnt want to, refused, or turned around and walked the other way, you was stopped, arrested and searched any way !! What part of personall choice was that then ?!
I can just see the USofA soon saying that if you havent been scanned, processed, signed up to be stip searched and kiss goverment arse, you wont be allowed to fly there.
I HATE the way they are now introducing all these new systems, that are supposed to make it safer for all of us, whilst helping to prevent the war on terror. The biggest terrorist in the world lives in a big White House !! What the fuck has we got to do, to be safe again ?!
I dont have the answers, im just sicck and fucking tired of being told how i HAVE to live my life.
Im a bloody adult, i should have the freedom to choose where i go, how i travel, what i carry and also what i wish to eat, smoke if i wish, be able to say what i want, after all im ENGLISH, This is ENGLAND and i used to be sooo proud of MY country.
Nowadays, im just getting sick of it :o(
I feel a little better now, untill the news comes on again......
Have fun all, whilst we still can :0\
What has started this rant off ? THIS news snippet here.
Again, they say its up to you to choose, as was the metal dectectors in Coventry and Manchester. You could choose to walk through, but if you didnt want to, refused, or turned around and walked the other way, you was stopped, arrested and searched any way !! What part of personall choice was that then ?!
I can just see the USofA soon saying that if you havent been scanned, processed, signed up to be stip searched and kiss goverment arse, you wont be allowed to fly there.
I HATE the way they are now introducing all these new systems, that are supposed to make it safer for all of us, whilst helping to prevent the war on terror. The biggest terrorist in the world lives in a big White House !! What the fuck has we got to do, to be safe again ?!
I dont have the answers, im just sicck and fucking tired of being told how i HAVE to live my life.
Im a bloody adult, i should have the freedom to choose where i go, how i travel, what i carry and also what i wish to eat, smoke if i wish, be able to say what i want, after all im ENGLISH, This is ENGLAND and i used to be sooo proud of MY country.
Nowadays, im just getting sick of it :o(
I feel a little better now, untill the news comes on again......
Have fun all, whilst we still can :0\
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Monday, December 04, 2006
Friday, December 01, 2006
The Death of Common Sense
The Death of Common Sense
OBITUARY
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend
by the name of Common Sense
who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was
since his birth records were long ago lost
in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated
such value lessons as knowing when to come
in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and
that life isn't always fair.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies
don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting
strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge).
His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well
intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment
for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for
using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for
reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
It declined even further when schools were
required to get parental consent to administer aspirin
to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a
student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as
the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches
became businesses; and criminals received
better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a
woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of
coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was
awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his
parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his
daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights
and Ima Whiner.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was
gone. If you still know him please tell others about his passing,
if not join the majority and do nothing.
OBITUARY
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend
by the name of Common Sense
who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was
since his birth records were long ago lost
in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated
such value lessons as knowing when to come
in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and
that life isn't always fair.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies
don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting
strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge).
His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well
intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment
for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for
using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for
reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
It declined even further when schools were
required to get parental consent to administer aspirin
to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a
student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as
the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches
became businesses; and criminals received
better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a
woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of
coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was
awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his
parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his
daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights
and Ima Whiner.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was
gone. If you still know him please tell others about his passing,
if not join the majority and do nothing.
Monday, November 27, 2006
Morning !!
Hey It's Monday !!
List to do:
Order meds
See Housing office, to show papers
Go to MIND
Poke GS550 with spanners
Collect mudguard from mate
See, what a fun life i lead !!
*wibble*
List to do:
Order meds
See Housing office, to show papers
Go to MIND
Poke GS550 with spanners
Collect mudguard from mate
See, what a fun life i lead !!
*wibble*
Friday, November 24, 2006
Scottish roadkill !!
Thanks to Cooldrums for these pic's :o)
The seem to have more attrative roadkill up north :p
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Cruxshadows gig Nuneaton
Crüxshadows gig
Club Heresy is putting on a gig on 1 December, and for a measly £12 you get to see Crüxshadows and Trauma Pet. Bargain! Rumour has it that there's a bit of a party afterwards too...
The gig was originally scheduled to be at Edwards No. 8 in Birmingham, but some bugger burnt the place down, so it'll now be held at The Crew in Nuneaton. Not a venue I know, but what the hell, you go to see the bands, not the venue!
Buy a ticket and help keep Rob in schnapps :o)
Club Heresy is putting on a gig on 1 December, and for a measly £12 you get to see Crüxshadows and Trauma Pet. Bargain! Rumour has it that there's a bit of a party afterwards too...
The gig was originally scheduled to be at Edwards No. 8 in Birmingham, but some bugger burnt the place down, so it'll now be held at The Crew in Nuneaton. Not a venue I know, but what the hell, you go to see the bands, not the venue!
Buy a ticket and help keep Rob in schnapps :o)
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