Great YouTube video !!

Me like this alot !!!! :oD

New month..

And some old problems....

Really don't like crowds again, dunno why, i was fine for ages, but now it's back. I know it's only gonna be a temporary blip, and it will pass, but it dont half piss me me off at times !

Just try to think, your in a shop, queuing to pay for your goods, and suddenly you just wanna run out of there ! Thats what it's like, not fun, oh, and you sweat a lot as well. Not nce in the hot weather that we seem to have again !

Just a bit down at the moment, but it'll pass :o)

Lesson's i have learnt this week

Lesson one:If your doing a course, read the bloody books before trying to answer the damn questions !!

Lesson two: Some of the best advice that you get, you seem to dismiss as you don't think it's important.

Lesson three: Keep a good supply of beer in the house. You never know when your need a beer !!

Lesson four: Do ya washing. It's no fun running out of socks :-s

Lesson five: Learn from the lesson's above *smirk*

Have fun all !!

Bear Faced Lies !!

Bear Grylls, also known as Survivor Man, has been proved to be a fake !

I always thought he was a danger to himself, and anybody watching his shows, as the risks he took were just bloody stupid !!

So, i was VERY happy to read about THIS on the internet :)

Happy Spikey LOL

Pissed off and upset :(

As some of you may know, i used to train in, and teach the martial arts..... I havent trained now for about three years, due to ill health, having to move, severe cash flow problems etc etc. Well, i decided to look into training again, and found what i thought was a really nice place, applied for the info pack and had a very nice call from them to arrange a visit and a chat :o)

Well, i went there this evening, very nice gym, clean, bright, tidy etc friendly staff, so on the whole, a great first impression ! Filled in a basic contact form, normal name, address etc.

Then met the chief instructor, nice bloke, had the tour and went into the office for a chat. Was going great until he asked where i work.......

I'm on the long term sick, as i have mental health problems, so i told him so, to which he replied " How are you going to afford the fee's? " I then informed him that no-one had told me the fee's so i don't know !

Thats when it all went wrong for me, as it is, and i quote " £249 joining fee, and then it's £49 pcm for the basic entry level training" OMFG !!! How fucking much :oO

Needless to say, i wont be training there...

So, i'm now very pissed off, and i think im going to sulk for awhile, and i have a wicked headache :o(

Time to keep looking, or beer, i dunno.....

Im still here :)

After a dead laptop, two dead bikes, a tour of the shetland iles, mate's stag night and all other manor of things, which also includes moving house, i now return to blogging status :)

Yes, there will be more roadkill photo's, rants, maybe more random mutterings and the odd joke (ok, Very odd joke !)

Cheers for reading !

Knackard of Liverpool

Outdoor Idiots

THIS is a great forum i use, great for a laugh, and it does have some great tips ;o)

They now also have a link to Badger Cam, which is great fun, as i like badges, so i'm biased LOL

Pop in, have a look, and leave a comment :o)

Medication of the masses AGAIN

Once more, the powers that be are going to mass medicate the population.

Now, it's going to be folic acid in the bread and flour, just becase some females dont have a healthy diet, and risk damage to there unborn child, we all have to be nice people and take our medication. WTF is wrong with this bloody country ?! Are we no longer allowed to think for ourselves any more ? Do we have no say in what we wish to place in our bodies any more ? Im an adult, and i wish to make my own choices, thanks very much !!
What they need to do is to teach common sense again, stop being so bloody worried about upseting people, and grow a fucking backbone again !!

Its the masses getting drugged because of the few, i wonder how much a loaf will cost soon then, as you can bet there gonna increase the price, and all bakerys will have to get the storage, equipment, training, goverment inspection etc etc, so who's gonna pay ? Us, that who.... AGAIN !!

Im getting really sick of this nanny goverment we have, i just dont know where to begin to get my rights back as an indervidual, oh, that right, we no longer have any............

Fantastic machine

I really like this video :)

New Bike !!

This is my new toy !! Its a GT750, set up for touring with the fairing and panniers, and its done less that 40,000 miles !! Its had 2 owners from new, so i'm the third, but it's just a shame one of them was a butcher when it came to the wiring ! It look's like spaggetti under there :o| Thankfully a mate's a sparkey, so its gonna have a very good looking over, and hopefully a tidy up as well.
I must also say HUGE thanks to Womble and Grav, without them, i would not have got the bike, or got it home, as after one mile, it decided to die on me, but Grav got it going again.. to read more on this epic tale click here.

I'm now a very happy Pikey, and here's to a great summer :o)

Beware the Baked Beans !!

More proof of the police state..

Bean can spy

As of now, im declaring war on all bean tins in the street. They should be jumped upon, crushed, ran over, and then placed into a recycle bin, one of the BIG one's in the supermarket car par etc

Then see the fuckers get them back

Stan Ridgeway: Camouflarge !

Not heard this in years !!

Its not the full version, but i still like it :oD

Watership Down the remake

It didnt quite go to plan, as it was found that the cast carnt swim.

Last seen floating down a canal, poor sod :o(

Stevie on Youtube !!

Oh dear, im now a STUDENT !!

Yes, im now a student with the Open University !

Chemistry as well, so expect some minor explosions somewhere near you soon ;)

Moving yet again

Just been given notice on the place where im living :(

Not done anything wrong or suchlike, it's just that the landlord needs me to move out. Iknow hav two months to find somewhere else to live, so it's not all doom and gloom, i just dont wanna move, as it's the best place i've lived !!

I already have a couple of options, so i doubt i'll be back in the caravan again, but ya never know !! ;)

So, Pikeyman on move again, wonder where to this time ?..........................

Bad day ??

Then this should make it a little better :)

DWP Bollocks

Im trying to get onto a course with the Open University, nothing too hard about that.
As im not woking, i have to get the forms rubber stamped to say im in reciept of benifits, should'nt be too hard.... WRONG !!!

I went down to the offices in Coventry, Cofa Court, yesterday, with all my forms, to get them stamped. I was then told that i have to phone Cannock, to get an oppointment, to see someone in Coventry !!

So, i used the free phones in the Cov office, to try to call Cannock, who them switched the phones off !!

Just tred to call Coventry again now, it was engaged for 20 mins, then i got through to a human (i think), who told me i had to call another number !!

So, another 5 mins of trying, before i get another (alleged) human on the phone. This voice then says i have to post ALL my forms to Cannock, to get them stamped, as they no longer do this in Coventry !!

I mean, WTF is the point in spending thousands of pounds on a full referb of the building, filling it full of staff, when they carnt do a sodding thing to help you !!

I have enought issues asking for help as it is, without having to be made to jump through frigging hoops like my arse was on fire !!

Im now gonna miss the start date that i wanted for the course, and i just feel like giving up on the whole damn thing.

Coventry DWP really suck :angry2:

So much for a positive start of the fugging day..................

Bollocks to it all.

New Laptop !!

I got a new laptop for my birthday !!! Its got loads of memory, works super fast, and has funky blue lights !!

Dont know what the tec spec is, dont really care, as it's 100 times better than my old one ;o)

Me a happy Pikey !!

Alpaca's !!

When i win the lottery, i want an alpaca farm :o)

There just sooo funny looking :oD

CLICK HERE


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