Because i can :o)

Morning !!

Hey It's Monday !!

List to do:

Order meds
See Housing office, to show papers
Go to MIND
Poke GS550 with spanners
Collect mudguard from mate

See, what a fun life i lead !!

*wibble*

Scottish roadkill !!

Thanks to Cooldrums for these pic's :o)

The seem to have more attrative roadkill up north :p

Cruxshadows gig Nuneaton

Crüxshadows gig
Club Heresy is putting on a gig on 1 December, and for a measly £12 you get to see Crüxshadows and Trauma Pet. Bargain! Rumour has it that there's a bit of a party afterwards too...
The gig was originally scheduled to be at Edwards No. 8 in Birmingham, but some bugger burnt the place down, so it'll now be held at The Crew in Nuneaton. Not a venue I know, but what the hell, you go to see the bands, not the venue!

Buy a ticket and help keep Rob in schnapps :o)

Binge Drinking

Im stopping doing it, as im getting fatter, spending too much cash, and it's not big, and it's not clever. Im old enought to know better, so im doing something about it :o)

Bloody Joyriders :o\

Womble sent me THIS.

I hope they charged him with attempted murder, along with everything else they can.

Grade A tosser :o\

Picking up a new bike soon !!

Im gonna be mobile again :o)

Its black, with good gearbox, but the engine may be abit knackerd, and will need some work to get it running right....

Yes folks, its a mountain bike !

As im now a fat git, i feel the need for some form of training, and the bike was a good buy from Ebay :)

Stand by with the oxygen tank !! LOL

My ideal rucksack ;o)

I've finally found the rucksack i've been waiting for !!

Holds everything i need for a peacefull weekend away, to chill and have fun ;op

http://www.snipertools.com/sobackpacks1.htm

Telemarketer wind up

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/


This is sooooo danm funny !! :o)

Cows with guns !!

Thanks to Spacemonkey on BCUK for this gem !!

CLICK HERE

Enjoy !!

Wibble !

Im going outside to play with motorbikes, see ya later :p

Squeeeeeeel CRUNCH Owyabastard !!

Got hit by a taxi today, rear shunt, and im in pain :o(

Dave and Myself both have whiplash, and bruises where the seatbelts worked.

Dave's motor has damage to the boot id, as it wont lock anymore, and the bumper is buggered.

The taxi however, took a lot more damage. Dave's motor has a towball ;o)

So, im pissed off, in pain, and hurting.... but not as much as the taxi driver, how is now out of work, as his cab is fucked LMAO !!

Serves the blind twat right for not looking at the road.

Here is the cab ;o)

Killer Teddy Bear !!

They look cute, cuddly and harmless, but there really evil killers !!!

CICK HERE.

Oooooops !!!!

From Yahoo news......

Road rage mishap


The Press Association Monday September 25, 06:50 AM

A California man who picked a fight with a group of US bikers was run over by his own car.

Richard Brooks, 50, who police say had been drinking, began waving a pool cue at the bikers and swerving towards them as he drove down a highway in Contra Costa County.

Eventually he got out of the car to confront the bikers on foot, but before he could attack them he was run over by his own vehicle, which he had left in gear. The man escaped with cuts and scratches, but could face charges of assault with a deadly weapon and drunken driving.


** snigger ** :op

One hell of a shot !!

I remember seeing this on the telly years ago, and just found a clip on YouTube.

Bloke in a chair, middle of crossroads, keeps putting gun under his chin, and dropping his hand towards the floor....

What it dont show you afterwards, is that the gun cracked in two bits, and the guy congratulated the sniper on a great shot !

CLICK HERE

One hell of a shot !!

I remember seeing this on the telly years ago, and just found a clip on YouTube.

Bloke in a chair, middle of crossroads, keeps putting gun under his chin, and dropping his hand towards the floor....

What it dont show you afterwards, is that the gun cracked in two bits, and the guy congratulated the sniper on a great shot !!

My new home !!

Do you remember The Flintstones ? the stone house, well, i've just found one, and, it's all equiped with all the surival/saftey items you need !!

Ok, so the kid in me like the idea of living underground, and it's gonna be safe for the bikes etc...

May be abit hard to find tho !!

See this LINK !!

Im not dead yet !

But i am stressed :o(

Life's been kicking me in the nuts again, DWP stopped my benifit, but that seems to have been mostly sorted now, thanks to my great P.A. :o)

Bike's still in bits, and will be for quite some time, so i cancelled insurance, as i can put that money to better use...

Still not heard anything with regards to my CBT course, but the waiting list is supposed to be very long, still, it's been six months now !!

Im also down to my last two cans of beer, then im not sure when im buying anymore, as i really need to buy food, not junk like crisps, snacks, and more stuff from ebay !!

So, not quite a happy bunnie, but getting better slowly :o)

I wanna see this show !!

As some of you will know, i have a thing about ducks, NOT in orange sauce, but alive, quacking and doing stuff, as ducks do :)

So, im gonna try and see this show sometime !!

I give you THE DRAKES OF HAZARD !!

I think i need help

as i quite like this helmet HERE